The Worst Thing About Car Ownership

The most horrid thing about owning a car these days is other wankers on the road. Clearly some have never taken a driving lesson in their life. When I passed my test in 1847 there was a lot less traffic on the road and you had to pedal hard and fast to reach 60mph.

I've had a car longer than I've had a mortgage. When you have a car you have the independence to zoom off to places. Car ownership is fun and freedom providing you have the petrol money.

In my driving career I've received two speeding tickets and a parking fine. The worst think about car ownership is parking. Nowadays there are too many cars and not enough car parking spaces. When will the government introduce the death penalty for parking across two bays?