Bipolar Jokes:
Here are a collection of bipolar jokes, bipolar
tweets and quotes to cheer you up. Some are dark, some are cheesy, all are
hilarious or at least they felt that way at the time. I'm laughing
and crying with you. Hope they keep you smiling or at least raise a bleak grin.
When you don't see the funny side you are missing out on enjoying life.
Humour is a good coping mechanism and a
positive way to deal with and overcome bad events that happen in your life. Humour
can help us face our demons and also shield us from them. You have to laugh or you'll
cry.
To laugh at the absurdity and insanity of the
world may be the only thing that keeps the us alive. To giggle at tragedy gives
you hope and ownership, the power to laugh in the face of death.
A sick joke allows you to look at your mental
illness with a smile. If you can keep smiling than you haven't failed.
It is clear from the "tears of a clown" cliché
that mental health and comedy intertwine.
Understanding what is bipolar disorder and
what it means to have “Bipolar Disorder” then educating others about the
illness is more important than how it’s spelt. As long as we all agree that
BIPOLAR moods are BIDIRECTIONAL and we never confuse bipolar
with BISEXUAL we should be OK.
Above the despair is humour and fun which puts a
positive spin on the darkness. Laugher and dark comedy is good therapy. Mocking
your own pain and suffering can help ease and take the hurt away. I believe
it's an essential part of the healing and recovery process.
Some might say I make light of the subject of
mental illness. I don't make light of mental illness or insult the mentally ill
because I am one of them. Laughing maybe the cure for insanity.
I fully understand that madness isn't funny at the
time. I know all too well that mental health is serious. I've been there and
gone through it many times. However they also say that laughter is the best
medicine. Unless you laugh for no reason, in which case you need medication. Sometimes
best therapy on the market is kicking people who stereotype you in the
bollocks.
The symptoms of bipolar can seem confusing -
Peace, Love, Harmony followed by dark and lonely periods. It can seem like
suffers have lots of personalities. I hate being called bipolar schizophrenic,
we think it’s brilliant.
Bipolar Sport:
Bipolar Sport is experienced mainly by football
supporters or other sports fans and is dominant in men. Sufferers experience
severe mood swings from anger, frustration and hopelessness, normally when
their team or sporting hero’s underperformed or losing. When their heroes
secure a victory, win an important event or lift a trophy this will result in
high mania and they won’t be able to sleep, stop talking or gloating about the
glory for weeks, months or even years after. Unfortunately there is no available
medication or cure for bipolar sport because it’s fuelled by passion so all
non-sports fans mush also suffer the effects of this terrible mental illness.
Bipolar
Jokes, Depressive Tweets and my Funny Bipolar Chats
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Some people often ask me “What’s it’s like living
with Manic Depression?” I smile and tell them “My wife’s called Jennifer not
Manic Depression”
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I am a bipolar businessman. I have buzzing highs
and unprofitable lows.
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Recent studies show that 92% of workers become
depressed when comparing their gross and net income.
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In exactly one earth hour I will take over and
conquer the planet with my bipolar mania powers.
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I'm out rapid cycling today. It’s all uphill
then downhill from here.
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Bipolar Lawyer – Attorney in law and mental
disorder.
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Bipolar IT Support – “Switch it off and on again,
switch it off and on again”
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“It’s a trap” – Paranoid Bipolar Stars War Fan out
shopping.
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A manic depressive walks into a newsagent to buy
the daily paper. It costs 45 pence. He spends £45.
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Thank you for taking out our Bipolar Spending
Protection Plan. Your Mother must now accompany you for any purchases over £15.
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A Bipolar Bear walks into a bar. “Why the long
face?” asks the barman. “It’s the price of your beer mate”
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A manic depressive walks into a bar.
Clumsy bastard.
Daughter: "Dad with
your mental illness do you hear screaming voices in your head"
Wife: "You and your
bipolar can be so hard to live with sometimes!"
Me: "I know. It’s like I turn into my mother in law"
Me: "I know. It’s like I turn into my mother in law"
Wife: "Are you
OK?"
Me: "I'm not
feeling myself today. Can you do it for me" * Rude gesture *
Wife: "You're a
dirty old man"
Wife: "Can you tidy
the living room, vac upstairs, wash the windows, do the dishes, fix the
cupboard and prepare some tea for when I get back"
Me: "I'm not
feeling that manic today"
Wife: "Hugh
Jackman is so sexy and fit"
Me: "He's not my type. I am bipolar, not bisexual"
Me: "He's not my type. I am bipolar, not bisexual"
Son: "Despite your
funny face and mental health issues I still love you"
Me: "Despite you been adopted I love you too"
Me: "Despite you been adopted I love you too"
Son: "Dad,
I'm worried that I might develop bipolar like you when am older"
Me: "Don't
worry if you do you can go into politics. That's a career full of two faced
arseholes"
Son: "Do you think
I'll genetically inherited bipolar from you?"
Me: "No, the only
thing you inherited from me was my stunning good looks and ability to
bullshit"
Colleague: "When we’re
out tonight don’t attract the bouncers with your manic behaviour”
Me: "OK, as long as you don't scare off the ladies with your dance moves"
Me: "OK, as long as you don't scare off the ladies with your dance moves"
Colleague: “Are you feeling
down and worthless because of depression?”
Me: “No, my wallet is empty”
I find humour often breaks the tension and stigma
when people don’t fully understand your illness. It helps them lower their
guard and more likely to listen than run away screaming.
These entertaining mental
illness conversations may help us openly discuss mental health.
